Yesterday, Before I Slp, I Read This Book Call "The 7 HABITS of Highly Effective TEENS"... This Page Abit Funny Cause It Say...

"This is a list of statements made many yeasr agao by experts in their fields. They Sounded intelligent. With the passing of time, they sound IDIOTIC."

Top 10 All-Time Stupid Quotes:

10. "There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home."
KENNETH OLSEN, PRESIDENT AND FOUNDER OF DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION, IN 1977

9. "Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value."
MARSHAL FREDINAD FOCH, FRENCH MILITARY STRATEGIST AND FUTURE WORLD WAR I COMMANDER, IN 1911

8. "[Man will never reach the moon] regardless of all future scientific advances."
DR. LEE DE FOREST, INVENTOR OF THE AUDION TUBE AND FATHER OF RADIO, ON FEBRUARY 25, 1967

7. "[Television] won't be able to hold on to any market it captures after the first six months. People will soon get tried of staring at a plywood box every night."
DARRYL F. ZANUCK, HEAD OF 20TH CENTURY-FOX, IN 1946

6. "We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out."
DECCA RECORDS REJECTING THE BEATLES, IN 1962

5. "For the majority of people, the use of tobacco has a beneficial effect."
DR. IAN G. MACONALD, LOS ANGELES SURGEON, AS QUOTED IN NEWSWEEK, NOVEMBER 18, 1969

4. "This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of 0communication. The device is inherently of no value to us."
WESTERN UNION INTERNAL MEMO, IN 1876

3. "The earth is the center of the universe."
PTOLEMY, THE GREAT EGYPTIAN ASTRONOMER, IN THE SECOND CENTURY

2. "Nothing of importance happened today."
WRITTEN BY KING GEORGE III OF ENGLAND ON JULY 4, 1776

1. "Everthing that can be invented has been invented."
CHARLES H. DUELL, U.S. COMMISSIONER OF PARENTS, IN 1899


This is another list of statements made by real teens and they are just ridiculous as the list above.

"NO ONE IN MY FAMILY HAS EVER GONE TO COLLEGE. I'D BE CRAZY TO THINK I COULD MAKE IT."

"IT'S NO USE. MY STEPDAD AND I WILL NEVER GET ALONG. WE'RE JUST TOO DIFFERENT."

"BEING SMART IS A 'WHITE' THING."

"MY TEACHER IS OUT TO GET ME."

"SHE'S SO PRETTY-I'LL BET SHE'S A JERK."

"YOU CAN'T GET AHEAD IN LIFE UNLESS YOU KNOW THE RIGHT PEOPLE."

"ME? THIN? ARE YOU KIDDING? MY WHOLE FAMILY IS FULL OF FAT PEOPLE."

"IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET A GOOD JOD AROUNG HERE CAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO HIRE A TEEN."

THAT ALL!!! I WILL STOP THE STORY HERE!!! BYE! BYE!